I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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