If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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