why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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