I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i think i have herpe
just one?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Randomize
