So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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