at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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