i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
