I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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