He kissed a someone with a penis
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Randomize
