Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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