before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
This house was built for laser tag.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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