Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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