Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
YAS. BRING CRAB.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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