I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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