called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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