Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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