so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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