Having a random hookup so left but love u
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
i now understand why vodka
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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