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My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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