im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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