About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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