I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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