Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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