We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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