'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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