I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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