"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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