Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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