I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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