I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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