i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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