no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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