Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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