i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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