brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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