Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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