Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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