Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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