No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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