why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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