last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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