office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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