No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Randomize
