Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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