i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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