Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
