I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
