Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
i would one night stand the shit outta him
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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