her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Randomize
