I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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