That's intense
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Acid is not a monday night drug
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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