Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
vagina is talking i cant
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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