Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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