those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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