I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
