i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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