i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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